The perfect job

In the back of my mind, I keep thinking that getting an engineer gig with Cisco would be just about perfect for a fanboy like myself. All Cisco, all the time. LOTS of equipment and resources available to hone your skills. Not to mention that fact that “work” would actually be a place to study and train. So many employers are adverse to training for fear that employees will leave for greener pastures.. but if you’re a Cisco genius, what better place to be than.. Cisco? Of course I understand that very few jobs are perfect. Photographer for Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition perhaps. Professional food critic maybe. (Neither of which I’m really professionally qualified for. Although, if I had to fake it, I’d rather take a shot at the former… but I digress.)

Anyway.. all of this got me thinking about what the perfect job would be in my mind. Obviously, good pay and decent benefits are no-brainers. But let’s look a little past that. If I were to write my own ticket, this would be the checklist (at least for today)…

1. Money – As I said, it’s a no-brainer. I don’t HAVE to make 6 figures but being close is important. I make very good money now and just couldn’t swing a large pay cut. Besides, I think the time and effort I’ve put into being good at my job is worth something a little more than a certificate. Given the importance that data has become, geeks like us should rule the world. But I’ll be content with a good wage. I don’t need to be rich.

2. Benefits – I would like to know that, if I or my family comes down with something that it won’t destroy a lifetime of work. That we can live healthy. Id also like to know that I can be responsible and put some money away for when the day comes that I just can’t do it any more.

3. Challenge – This is a little harder to define for me but I can start with the premise that I’ve had a job or two that offered no technical challenge (although it had it’s share of bureaucratic  challenge). It wasn’t enough to keep me stimulated and I hated the idea of growing intellectually stagnant. Some challenge.. in my field… would be pretty important.

4. Travel – I know guys who travel a LOT. Being a family man, I’m not interested. I have found though, that some travel is really a good thing. It breaks up the monotony and gets you in touch with the people you’re interacting with. In a support role, it really gives me perspective on their environment, daily routines and their particular challenges. It also helps them have some idea who their calling. And.. I usually get a day to explore in that particular area. It’s been a good thing for me so the perfect job has some level of travel.

5. Training – For an engineer, this is almost as good as money. Personally, I love to learn more about things I already know.. or learn something about new things. Again.. it’s nice to have it relate to my primary goals. I’d like to know enough about Vendor XYZ’s router to make it talk to my ASR. I’m not really interested in learning the XYZ router so it can replace my ASR. That’s moving away from my core competancy. Not where I want to go at this time.

6. Recognition – Not all that important. I get recognition by the people in the other end of the phone who know that they can come to me and get it done. That’s what makes me feel like I’m useful.

7. Telecommuting – I’m used to the security of brick and mortar. “Going to work” is an ingrained part of my routine. But I’d be fine with telecommuting too. It would certainly be more convenient. But my concern is “out of sight, out of mind”. I don’t want someone looking around and wondering why they keep sending me good money (see #1) when they never even see me. so.. perhaps a mixture of in-house and telecommuting is ideal. Or… at the very least.. out in the field and telecommuting.

8. Location – .. which brings me to location.. I’m not planning on moving, ever. I’ve found “home” and I’m staying so relocating isn’t even a topic of discussion. Now.. things change over time.. but right now.. I’m staying. However, the “perfect” job would be with a company that would either allow me to work from wherever I wanted… or would have offices in different areas of the country.

9. Peers – I find I really enjoy working with bright people. I’m currently working with some of the brightest people I’ve ever worked with. And certainly all at once in one place. I think I have a problem working with “not so” competent people because I’m not an educator at heart. So, while I don’t have a problem with sharing information, I don’t want to have to go into an in-depth explanation of what IP is with someone who’s never heard of ‘ping’. It’s just not who I am. So, in my perfect job, I would prefer to interface with people of some technical background. Have NO problem talking about why a router isn’t functioning. Don’t want to explain what a router is.

There are the little things.. like breakfast brought in every morning.. being issued top of the line Macbook Pros.. 3 months paid vacation. On a more serious note.. some sort of profit sharing or bonuses would be very nice.

Of course, this is all just rambling. Sometimes the grass looks a lot greener over there and not so green here. I find it’s important to know what you’re really looking for out of a job. So I have to weigh what I really want with where I am. Honestly, I’m not doing bad at all. (And, of course, you can always break it down further and I can say I’m glad to be working at all. Plenty of people without that luxury.)

What does your perfect job look like?

Long time no study

Well, it’s been a long time. I must admit, I put this all on the back burner and picked up some other things. But I find that I’ve got a jones to configure networks. I really WANT to do some labs. It’s a good chance to see what I’ve forgotten and what’s second nature now. That seems like a good indicator of what I had really learned before and what I had just crammed in there. Personally, I think the latter is not only a horrible way to learn things but also significantly more draining to maintain. I mean, how HARD is it to recite the alphabet? Not, right? Because you KNOW it. Switching….

Server changes

Well.. life is back on track. I replaced Windows with Linux, recovered all the databases and we’re back to where we wanted to be. Now.. back to some studying…

I had someone ask the other day if I was getting ready for the lab. The quick answer is yes. The longer answer involves waiting for the current version of the test to settle a bit. Some more studying. I’m hoping to get some Cisco Press books this Christmas and maybe even get my new reading glasses after that so I can dive in and look studious. Actually, I’m looking forward to gaining familiarity specifically with multicast and MPLS. I kinda know enough about MPLS to understand what I hear if someone talks MPLS. But I don’t really know configurations and troubleshooting and some of the more in-depth areas. So.. that’ll be a learning curve. And that’s cool.

Oh.. and in case there’s anyone who actually reads this blog… have a very Merry Christmas and a safe (but fun) New Year!

Rollin’ rollin’ rollin’…

There’s been a lot of turmoil going on that’s sucked up a lot of time from my studies. Job changes. Family vacations. Health care reform. Paula leaving American Idol.

I’m almost done with the Cisco QoS book, which was very helpful. It’s been a while since I’ve done a lab so I started busting them out again. Oof. Very rusty. Not as bad as when I first started, but I’ve definitely forgotten some syntax. So.. I’ve been hammering through them. My scores are significantly higher now and I just have to stay sharp. I haven’t been timing them because I just haven’t really had 8 straight hours to sit down and lab. Today’s project is finishing another lab and babysitting my infant nephew.. who I’m pretty sure can’t come to RTP with me.

Let’s get back to a hot topic. Testing. I’m really not sure I’m going to. As much as I’d love to get my numbers, it was always about being a better engineer. I saw a post the other day from a gentleman who took the lab, passed it with blazing colors.. and FAILED. What?? Yup.. failed. He requested a re-read and Cisco said, “nope.. you don’t qualify for a re-read”. Well, through a lot of persistence (now that he was ticked off about blowing a bunch of money and being told.. apparently arbitrarily. that he failed).. he got his re-read and passed. (Big congrads, by the way!) But here’s the question… did his answers suddenly become right? We’re not talking about him being border-lined and open to interpretation. They told him ‘no.. you failed’. Several times. Being the passive-aggressive that I am, I would have walked away with the failure. (Complained about it forever… but accepted it nonetheless) Perhaps re-reads are a profit center??

So, I’m becoming very disillusioned with the thought of testing. It just seems arvitrary and flawed. Of course, the ‘know thyself’ side of me has to ask if I’m not just scared of the test anyway. To be honest.. perhaps. Although I know at least one numbered CCIE who agrees that the process is hosed. Still.. there are a lot of people passing. Many on the first try. Hmm. I wonder if it works the other way.. how many people fail and are accidentally passed? “No.. I’m sure I failed that test. I want a re-read!”

Enough musing for now. The nephew is sleeping and I have a few minutes to roll out some BGP. Time to smack that AS.

The open ended question of testing

Like the lab itself isn’t enough of a challenge, now that Cisco has implemented the open ended questions… and put SO much weight on them.. I just don’t know. I’m fairly confident that I can go pass the lab. But the question part of it seems hit or miss. Some pass, some don’t. And it doesn’t matter if you max the configuration part. Miss the questions and the rest of it means nothing. And, thanks to NDA, I have no idea what questions I’ll get or even what kind of questions. In theory, if you know the technologies, you’ll have no problem. But that’s a pretty broad statement. All the technologies? Inside and out? Including terminology? Doesn’t that equate to memorizing all the books? I just don’t know. So the Cisco lab has moved from a calculated test that I can overcome to a crap shoot. Maybe I’ll get questions I can answer. Maybe I won’t. Not really sure I want to toss $1400 plus the trip and hotel into that. I’m not a gambler at all. And now that the lab has been reduced to the toss of a coin….

So what are the options? Quit? I could although I hate quitting. Does that mean I’d stop learning? Absolutely not. I still want to be a hot shot and numbers don’t change that. They validate it. But they don’t determine whether I know my stuff or not. Take the lab anyway and hope you’re ready? Probably. But if I fail on the open ended questions, I’ll probably not go back… which means I tossed $1400+ to the wind. I’d rather use that money for more books and other things.

I don’t know. Maybe this is another emotional slump. I need to make a decision in the next month or so. If I’m going to do it, I’d like to take the shot by mid September. The timer’s going and I’m not sure which wire I’m going to cut.

P.S. I was just out looking at some of the discussions about these questions. I was reading one post where people were like “you need to stop whining about the questions. You should know everything. You call yourself an expert” and my personal fave.. “how’d you pass the written. you must have cheated”. Well, to set the record straight for at least one guy (me).. I didn’t cheat and I did pretty well at the written. But you’d have to be a moron to not recognize the difference between a multiple choice question and an essay question. If the question is “Name a feature of BGP that.. etc.. etc… etc” and the answers are “A) remote control.. B) purple… C) peer groups.. or D) lettuce”… well.. there ya go. I guess cheating is a problem that’s going to screw someone. Whether it’s an employer who hires someone who doesn’t have a clue (or can’t figure out that the answer is C without a cheat sheet).. or Cisco as they try and protect the value of the cert. Unfortunately, the people feeling the pain now are the people trying to certify (most of which are doing it legitimately). And the problem with “you should know it all” is that it’s random. Are there really a lot of real CCIE’s who can explain in detail how the bit bucket works for policing? What are the formulas for dual rate policing calculated? I’m sure there are some people who can step up.. but I bet that most would have to look it up. And maybe that’s the answer to the open ended questions. Allow documentation access like the rest of the lab. That would make me happy. I mean, if you’re supposed to know everything, why allow documentation at all? Am I going to whine about the questions? You bet. Until I pass them, they scare the snot out of me in a lab that was already grueling enough. Peace.